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Austen, 19, Vermont
My brain and my blog are all over the map

greetings:

when my parents ask me to be nice to someone i don’t like

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tattru:

when the two smartest kids in the class get different answers

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mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP COUSIN
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP COUSIN

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

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6 hours ago
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rot4te:

Someone wanna go on a date to a corn maze, then carve pumpkins, & warm up in a coffee shop? 

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shodobear:

stunningpicture:

A grape, wearing a raspberry.

I am froot.

shodobear:

stunningpicture:

A grape, wearing a raspberry.

I am froot.

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6 hours ago
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princcess:

The moment of pure panic when accidentally activating Siri in a quiet place

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fnsrockyhorror:

That’s a rather tasteless joke.

fnsrockyhorror:

That’s a rather tasteless joke.

(Source: dontdreamitbehim, via stretchedoutonthegrass)

6 hours ago
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swanqueenidiot:

Okay so the Colbert Report posted a link to the Ellen Page interview, right

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And I was already happy it was a fan favorite. But THE COMMENTS

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I MEAN

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IT’S JUST TOO GREAT

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ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND MAPLE LEAF

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